Just when you thought you weren't gonna hear from my ass today... come on now, i can't disappoint my readers...... So here i am, once again. another Friday.. been a really relaxing one.. didn't go work today, no.. i wasn't skiving... just had some much needed time off... and boy, didn't i pick a good day to have off... the weather was live... shame, i havent been outside my house to enjoy it, no! i didn't spend the day wanking myself.. i've been licking my wounds tho.. cos i got boy'd yesterday... kinda....
Well... what had happened was... last night, i had a little madness... with a granny, yes... a fully grown granny... was at a friends house.. this friend of mine lives in a controlled parking zone (in de ghetto)... so there i am, rushing to my car cos i thought it was being towed... i'm pegging it down the steps, Bolting it.. ran around a corner.. and startled this little sweet looking granny... being the nice guy that i am (.... questionable?) i said "sorry", eventho it wasn't really my fault... and guess what she said back.. "go f*ck yourself!! eidatt dutti bwoy" (in some strong Jamrock accent), followed by some other patois ish, that i couldn't make sense of... sounded rude tho..
So.. there i was in a confrontation with ghetto granny, i had two options... either hype up, switch and grab this granny by her afro or suffer the boyage and jog on... i chose to suffer it... weren't shook or nothing... normally, i don't take no nonsense, but i had to get to my ride lol.. and anyway, how am i gonna get into a swingers with a OAP... that's so not gangsta
Anyway, have a great weekend... behave yourselves!
Signing out
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5 comments:
Love the way you hotted up my area as "de ghetto". Are you forgetting where you live? You know if that was your area the Granny probably would have pulled out her 45" and shot your cheeky ass...LOL! Anyway, at least you lived to tell the tale. Might not be so lucky next time.
lol, lol, lol, when i tell you this cracked me up man! literally bussing up at my desk. Too funny
I know all the Grannies in my area. I used to go shop for them back in the day.. so they would never trouble me. If i weren't a peaceful dude, i could set off a Granny war, SE vs SW.
Not really feeling the way that you're only telling your side of the story though. I think it's my resposibility to put forward the Granny's point of view about this unfortunate episode. I'm sure No one, especially an elderly person, would appreciate being scared out of their wits by a "suspect" looking young man dressed in black from head to toe, running down the staircase at 7:30am looking like he's fleeing the scene of a crime! If it was me I no doubt would have had to tell you about yourself too. It's a wonder that the poor woman didn't collapse from a heart attack. I think we can assume that her outburst was definatley called for. That's what you get for parking in places that you shouldn't... a lesson for everyone.
HAHA This Actually Made Me LOL Outloud Ur Too Much
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