Lets Play A Game

I’m sure you’re getting bored of me constantly offending you … so I have decided to switch it up abit.. have a bit of fun and the play a little game… so here are the rules… everybody starts with 100% and for everything that you have done on the list, you minus 5%.. your score is the percentage left after deductions.... you need to get involved by posting your score in the comments (anonymously if you must)… I know the list contains some dutty activities, but we’re all adults…

1.) smoked a cigarette
2.) drunk alcohol
3.) taken drugs
4.) had sex in a public place
5.) given or received a handjob
6.) french kissed
7.) left your house without brushing your teeth
8.) given or received a blow job
9.) been gone down on or have gone down… (urgh!)
10.) had sex
11.) gotten drunk and lost your phone
12.) pissed in a shower
13.) made a sex tape
14.) dumped somebody by phone, text or e-mail
15.) cheated on a partner
16.) had a threesome
17.) thrown up while drunk
18.) had sex whilst parents are in the house
19.) been turn away at a club
20.) gone cinema alone (how sad!)

Okay... I scored a very respectable 45%... a true gentleman (...questionable?)... stop trying to guess what i have and haven't done... it's too hard to tell... anyway, get involved (anonymously if you're ashamed of your duttiness)... remember tell the truth... no rounding down lol