I'm writing this while shivering in my bedroom, I feel like I'm sitting in a fridge... damn.. it's so cold... I can't sleep... someone please teach me how to use the central heating... I haven't a clue.
Seriously though, I don't ever remember it being this cold... they talk about 'global warming' but this is some 'ARCTIC' sh*t. I'm a summer baby... I can't stand this.
Anyway, I woke up on Sunday morning realising that I have a wardrobe full of summer clothes... shorts & t-shirts etc... so I thought it would be a good idea to go on a little shopping trip to Oxford Street... strictly, in search of some 'winter' clothes (...I weren't looking girls)
Normally I'd jump on the 453 aka the 'free bus' but not in this weather, mate... I enjoyed the drive... heated seats on... listening to the best of Giggs... laughing at people jamming at bus stops as I drove past. I know I'm a heartless individual...
Got to my destination at 4-ish... no spaces... until i noticed some chick that looked like Sylar (from Heroes) leaving... I made it into her space after struggling to parallel park for about 5 minutes...
So after 2 hours of wondering round, I return home with 2 pairs of long-johns, gloves, an umbrella and a hot water bottle... and a f*cking parking ticket!!!!!!!!!!!! see below.
When I saw the ticket I became instantly emotional... "why are they f*cking with me??!"....
I would just like to take this opportunity to say a big 'f*ck you' to traffic wardens, traffic police and whoever is gonna be teaching me the difference between green, amber and red at the road safety course! I know you're just doing your job... but f*ck you!
Anyway, people... wrap up tight... this could be the coldest winter EVER.. It's long-john season.
By the way, I'm new to this long-john ting... do they replace boxers or are you supposed to wear boxers underneath them? or on top like superman... no homo
14 comments:
LMAO
your not supposed to wear them at all. from when my dad wears them........
i'm picturing u in ur long johns. hmmmmmmmmmm. v. masculine. sexy sexy.
But yes u wear boxers underneath them, they are not meant to support so by no means go commando!
forget that, now that uve started the long john phase u might as well invest in some briefs.
Man like me!
Dont do Long Johns,
man will wear to tracksuits and done!
if u wear long johns u may aswell bus skinny jeans and some converse, shich i think is the worst dress sense ever!
WOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Roach!!!
Bun long johns like the poncho and the head-tie!!!
mate you need to keep things warm so wear the long johns, just take them off before any type of loving! (the same rule system as the head tie applies)
NAH Man!
some spandex shiiiiiit!
Long johns is a hype,
Head ties is a hype,
they cant run round here!
remeber tay u wear glasses to, so wid ur long johns ur gonna look like mr motivator!
let me here u say HUUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!
Roach.
lol
material?.....close to skin?...on man!
dunno bout dat, u ere!
Elegance
I don't wear glasses, fam! lol
Plus my long johns aren't skin tight.. that would be homes.. they are fitted!
LOL....goooo on with the long johns...anything to stay warm in this weather.
Plus if any male I knew turned up to work with a pair of tracksuit bottoms under their attire...there would be 'WASTE MAN' comments flying left right and centre...so good on you...
You wear the boxers underneath them...and refrain from wearing long johns in female company...complete turn off!!!!
Please try and stay out of trouble with the traffic people..from the sound of things its more like 'TRAFFIC' crunch instead of 'CREDIT' crunch!!
Long johns you know! I didn't even know if people had them any more, I thought they were gonejust after the days of Long John and Caption Hook. Great blog - concise, yet well written. Nice.
"Fitted" long johns... Tayo who are u tryna fool, dem shits be tight and you know it
SupaDupa Gay! Long Johns are not necessary, just use your gurls head-tie and wrap it around your bum!!!
Oh no, no long johns at all...not attractive, whether you'r cold or not.
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