Resolutions

I really don't know where 2008 went... but New Years is upon us once again... tonight we'll be seeing out '08 and welcoming in '09... and what would the beginning of any new year be without resolutions?

In previous years, my only resolution was to make no resolutions... I've never been big on making promises that I can't keep, whether to myself or others.

But this year, I've been convinced to give it a go, be open minded and that... so here are my resolutions.... in no particular order...

1. Go on at least 3 holidays.
2. Be less harsh on women, they're not all evil.
3. Visit the 'motherland'.
4. Learn how to cook.
5. Get hench.
6. Join the mile high club.
7. Stop being anti-social.
8. Spend more time in church.
9. Watch less porn
10. Try a few new things... wink wink
11. Read more.
12. Be nicer to strangers.
13. Leave the ghetto.
14. Swear less.
15. Avoid falling in love.
16. Be more decisive.
17. Get rich.
18. Learn how to parallel park.
19. Show more love to friends and family.
20. Less time on Facebook.
21. Date older women... 26+
22. Learn how to rap.
23. Stay out of jail.
24. Post at least 10 blog entries a month.
25. Turn 25 years of age.
26. Grow some facial hair.
27. Drink responsibly.
28. Avoid driving related fines and penalties.
29. Stop moaning
30. Less work, more play.

I have no idea whether I'll be able to achieve all of the above, but I'm sure I'll have fun trying...

Anyway, Hope all your NYE plans have been finalised... so whether you're hitting a party, counting down in church or 'chilling at home' like me. Make sure you have a good one.

Happy New Year!!!!