My Pipe

Okay, so late last week, I decided I wanted my very own Shisha pipe... I was told it could be delivered within 2 to 3 days... so I thought cool... and ordered it to my mom's house... I got word that It had been delivered today, so I jumped in my car and made the journey to my mom's to pick it up.

The journey takes me about a 25 minutes... normally, It's quite a relaxing drive, but today.... I was on a hype... listening to funky house... holding the steering wheel with one hand... doing the 'head, shoulders, knees & toes' dance with the other one... i know... highly irresponsible.

I must have been feeling the music a little bit too much because I didn't realise that I was speeding until I got flashed.... I know... again... I'm not bothered though... If it comes through, I'm gonna say I wasn't the driver.... can't tell my mom, cos she'll snitch and then beat me for doing it again.

I get to my moms, collect my pipe... steal some food from the fridge and grab my letters... one of them was confirmation of my place on the 'traffic light awareness' course on the 29th of December... looks like it's back to the classroom for me... atleast I'll be surrounded by fine chicks... cos they are reckless drivers too.

Anyway, for those that want to take a peak at my 'pipe', see below


Isn't it tremendous??!... please note that it's even bigger in person.