Going to the gym, in itself isn't out of the ordinary... although, ever since I snapped my right leg like a lil bitch, I haven't been going as often as I used to.. Usually I'd make the journey once or twice a week, but due to the leg break and laziness I haven't really been going at all.
A usual session consists of meeting up with the mandem, chatting about how crazy women are, catching jokes, cussing certain man for having 'Jodeci chests'... jumping on the treadmill, lifting a couple weights and going home feeling "hench". Nothing too intense… nice and simple…
Well, yesterday's session wasn't the usual... I arrive at the gym on time, to be greeted by some hench gay looking smiley-face dude... My new personal trainer… I swear down, he's eyes lit up when he saw me... even though he appeared to be a homo-sapien, I decided to ignore it and proceeded to the changing room... no homo!
The session was scheduled to last an hour... I thought it was going to be a light introduction... boyyy, was I wrong...
That motherf*ck*r had me doing circuits, star jumps, roly poly's... chin ups, sit up... everything... pushed me to my limit. Words can't express how intense it was... I swear, I thought I was going to die... I spent half the session in the recovery position… trying to catch my breath.. breathing hard.. panting... sweating like a fat girl f*cking... pure sufferation!
I am so lucky that there were no chicks about... that would not have been a good look at all.. Anyway vanity aside, it highlights how a comfortable lifestyle can lead to unfitness and eventually roundness... Look after your body… watch what you eat and make sure you exercise regularly (sex doesn’t count)…
It looks like I'm going to be spending alot of time in the gym this winter.. I might even start running for buses and chasing women like the good old days…
Note: ladies, don't get it twisted... I've got crazy stamina in the bedroom... lazy lover but I go hard! Ahahaha!
Note to the larger ladies: no disrespect intended. you probably sweat as much as the rest of us during sex, I was just trying to get the point across. love y'all.
7 comments:
busssin upp!
oh gosh.
too many cherry brandys eh?!
glad to have u back , yessir!
LOL
If it helps I have been meaning to go to the gym since last year
:)
Great welcome back posts! Was laughing all the way! And yeah ur right! The gyms a place ive been neglecting for a long while...Better get back on it so I can stop that mad sweating! loool lmao
Lol. entertaining read!.seems like Personal trainers are becoming more common among ppl i know. I think i need to jump on the ban-wagon soon, but this has warned me what i would be letting myself in for. Serious LOL.
Trust it to be a Man to complain about a bit of hard work... I've never heard a Woman make having a Personal Trainer sound like having a Drill Seagent. Guess that's the diffrence between girls and guys.
Keep sweating like them fat chicks babe xXx
Imma reunite my tubby side with the gym now. More inspiration from Lewi-Boro!
EY!!! You seen Mangrove diaries yet?
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=C48FC62E76C0CE0F&search_query=mangrove+diaries
LOL @ recovery position!
GYM IS LOOOONG - I prefer to do stuff: dance, sports etc and I hate watching men working out - those 'weight faces' that you dudes pull are not the one. But yeah, getting older now so the old body doesn't react to food and a couple days of laziness like it used - keeping the game tight is a regular thing now so continue to pay your 'friendly' trainer regular visits. I'm sure he'll be happy to see you too!
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