Vote for me

Thanks for welcoming me back with open arms.. I've been busy wastemanin it out.. enjoying semi-retirement.. but now, I find myself back here doing what i enjoy the most..

This blog is supposed to be a 'politics free zone', but there is no escaping the fact we are in the midst of a General Election.

The rallies, party political broadcasts, televised debates and those hyper-active campaigners knocking down doors like TV license inspectors.. beggin' votes.

Although the polls have been open from marning (Jamaican accent).. and voting is well under way, many of you are still undecided, so i'm gonna use this opportunity to beg your vote. Mr Lewiboro for Prime Minister..

I do not belong to a political party, I have no manifesto or policies so to speak. I'm unsure of how i'd solve the issues that affect us all, but i'm a good guy who means well.. and I promise not to waste your tax money on champagne and b*tches.

All jokes aside, It's time to act. It's time to vote. This is a democracy baby... and whoever said political parties aren't gangs, see below.. gang warfare..


This is kinda funny still.. either the BNP dude is a shower-man or the Asian dudes are donuts with legs? you decide..